::The camera fades in to show resident CIUWA interview jockey - Dick hurts from holdin', mic in hand and smile on face standing in the CIUWA Interview area backstage at the Anton Arena.::
Dick hurts from holdin': "Good evening CIUWA fans, I am pleased to announce that I am now being joined by Dangerous Dave and his entourage."
::Dave walks into the frame, escorted by Guy the Maintenance man, and several scantily clad ladies. He is wearing a now destroyed pair of expensive dress pants and a bright white pair of sunglasses with gems in the sides. He looks tired and sweaty, and is sipping from a Rockstar energy drink.::
Dave: "Hey Dick hurts from holdin', Hows it going tonight?"
Dick hurts from holdin': "Great Dave, and congrats on a big win tonight. You must be happy to have your first fight back in the CIUWA a win."
Dave: "Yeah, it feels great." ::Takes a sip:: "But you know, a hard won battle is a hard fought battle. Me and Crow got history, I would have liked to have more time to prepare for that fight."
Dick hurts from holdin': "History indeed. You and Crow go way back, back to your teenage days when you two fought together as a tag team and even trained together. It must have been tough to go back and, face a friend in the ring like that."
Dave: "Nah, not really Dick. You see, the past is the past. Crow decided to terminate our friendship a long time ago. Crow decided to 'walk his own path' and that path has led him back here, back to the CIUWA and back in my way of becoming champion so... No it wasn't tough facing a 'friend' tonight."
Dick hurts from holdin': "Wow, harsh words for a former pal. Dave, tell us, you made some bold claims earlier that Mark Winters needs to find more 'real competition for you.' Did Crow fit that bill nicely?"
Dave: "Well, if this was five years ago I might have said yes. But since Crow decided to go the path of the emo, my life sucks I'm such a goth bad ass scary man he has become... Soft. Crow is allot like some of our other 'Prime Talent' who tries to be a bad ass tough guy, but really is just a washed out, over hyped - Looser."
Dick hurts from holdin': "Wow, Sounds like your not holding anything back tonight. And it also sounds like your taking some subliminal shots at some of the big men on campus. What makes you feel that your a superior force to the likes of Crow, or Damien or Umino Jaku?"
::Dave wipes his face and neck off with a towel and then takes another long swig of his drink.::
Dave: "First - Results speak for themselves. Crow came out like a monster and I made him tap like a schoolgirl getting a camel clutch from my dick. Now he is cleaning Chunky Kieth's shit out of Mark Winters toilet for me, thanks Crow."
::Dave Takes another sip.::
Dave: "As for Damien, heh.. Let's be honest, Yeah he's tough and yeah, he has wins under his belt here in CIUWA, in fact I believe he is top dog at the moment in the standings. But, he's a dumb ass. Look Damien, your tough but you aint' as tough as you think you are, and eventually that will be proven, on record. At some point Mark Winters is gonna have you fighting guys like me and the cracks in your armor are gonna become holes. You can't hide from the truth."
Dave: "And as for Umino Jaku. Well, I don't have anything to say about him at this time other than check his Win / Loss record. You'll find some interesting info there."
Dick hurts from holdin': "Wow Dave. It looks like your all fired up, and ready for some serious action in the ring. And your throwing out bold statements, are you sure you can back all this talk up?"
Sativa: "Dick, if you present another question like that to Dave - your gonna be 'Dick hurts from kicking'. Shut your pussy ass mouth before we shut it for you."
::Dave grins and shrugs. He then finishes his drink and hands the empty can to Dick hurts from holdin'::
Dick hurts from holdin': "... Well, Thanks for your time Dave. Hope to see you again next week."
Dave: "Yeah, your gonna be seeing plenty of me."
::With that Dave and his crew leave the frame and Dick turns back to the camera.::
Dick hurts from holdin': "Wow! Fans, you heard it here first. Dangerous Dave just called out Crow, and Damien Lacroix and one of his lovely ladies almost just hurt me... bad. Well, this could be heating up! Stay locked on Channel 420 for all the latest action!"
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