Friday Night Fights 2/4/11

-"Everybody Else" by Someday Providence hits as CIUWA owner Mark Winters makes his way down the ramp, dancing to the music as he walks.-

Mark: Welcome everybody to Friday night fights, right here on CIUWATV. We have a great card for you tonight but first I need dangerous dave to get his well shaved ass down to the ring, right now!!!

::The house lights go out and "Not in Love" by Crystal Castles Ft Robert Smith starts playing across the PA. Red and orange lights fill the ring and ramp area. Dave exits from behind the curtain followed by 6 thinly clothed ladies and a very intoxicated, old maintinence man. Dave and his crew walk down to the ring and enter. Dave grabs the mic from the announcer.::

Dave: "Well, well, well. Mark!!!! Good evening how have you been!"

Guy: "HEY MR. WINTERS!!!"

::Dave and the ladies laugh while Guy stumbles around the ring.::

Mark: yea dave, not so well. You see, the toilet overflowed in my office, and for some odd reason my maintenance supervisor decided to quit working for me.

-mark shoots an evil stare towards Guy-

Dave: "Yeah Mark, about that... You see Guy here he was working his ass off since Friday and well, he needed to party."

Guy: "Mr. Winters, Sir... ::Hick:: I don't wanna leave you hangin' I'll just go look at that toilet right now..." ::THUD!!::

::Guy passes out in the ring. He drops his mic emiiting a loud squeel of feedback::

Dave: "Oh shit! Guy you drank to damn much! ...Guy?"

Guy: "...zzZ"

Dave: "Look Mark, I like Guy. The ladies like Guy. I think Guy is gonna be working for me now. Can't you just have Butch go down and fix your fucking toilet? I mean, that's about all his bitch ass is good for anyways."

Mark: I like my toilet to be porcelain not duct tape. Butch is not fixing my toilet, and since Guy can't fix my toilet, I guess your going to have to have a match tonight against a new, mystery opponent. Loser has to fix my toilet, and by the way, Chunky Keith is the one who broke my toilet.

-Mark pulls out a blunt, lights it and blows smoke in Daves face as his music starts and he proceeds to the announcers booth-

::Dave pukes in his mouth a bit at the thought of the grim sight that toilet must posess::

Dave: "Sounds fair Mark, Sounds fair. The good news is - Since you now have a real fighter on your roster who knows what it takes to be a champion, you might actually start selling these venues out. That is - if your 'competion' here can raise the bar to my level."

::Dave picks Guy up and tosses him over his shoulder.::

Dave: "Oh and, Whoever your mystery opponent is, I hope you gave them some good health benifits. 'Cause I'm sending them home in an ambulance."

::Dave drops his mic and leaves the ring. The ladies follow him up the ramp::

-before dave can reach the top "Last Day on Earth" by marilyn manson hit as Crow emerges from the back and makes a run towards dave. they brawl back down the ramp before entering the ring to start the fight-

They lock up.
Dangerous Dave goes for a DDT, but Crow counters it with a backdrop.
Crow nails him with a choke against the ropes.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, three.
Crow executes a knee to the back.
Crow runs into the ropes.
Crow misses with a clothesline.
Dangerous Dave misses with an elbow.
Crow goes for a short lariat, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with neck-scissors.
Dangerous Dave gives him a DDT, but Crow doesn't sell it at all.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a kick to the head.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with an enzuigiri.
Dangerous Dave executes a legsweep.
Dangerous Dave executes a legsweep.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a knee to the back.
Dangerous Dave is going for the pin.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a grapevine.
Crow reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a bodyslam.
Crow sits up.
Crow goes for a German suplex, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with an enzuigiri.
Crow sits up.
Dangerous Dave executes neck-scissors.
Dangerous Dave nails him with an enzuigiri.
Crow sits up.
Dangerous Dave whips Crow into the turnbuckle.
Dangerous Dave executes a legsweep.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a forearm smash.
Crow sits up.
Crow takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Crow nails him with leg scissors.
Dangerous Dave reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Crow takes him down with a choke against the ropes.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, three, four.
Crow catches him in an inside cradle.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Crow complains about a slow count.
Dangerous Dave catches him in an inside cradle.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a scorpion deathlock.
Dangerous Dave lets go after 12 seconds.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a headscissors submission.
Crow reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Crow sits up.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a scorpion deathlock.
Crow reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Crow sits up.
Dangerous Dave goes for a German suplex, but Crow counters it with an elbowsmash
Crow takes him down with a spinning DDT.
Crow goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a bodyslam.
Dangerous Dave runs into the ropes.
Dangerous Dave executes a chop.
Dangerous Dave executes a jumping side kick.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a kick to the head.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a jumping DDT.
Crow sits up.
Dangerous Dave goes for a German suplex, but Crow blocks it.
Crow takes him down with a knee to the back.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a kick to the head.
Crow sits up.
Dangerous Dave executes a back suplex.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with an earringer.
Crow nails him with the Darkness Driver.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Crow goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave executes a jumping side kick.
Dangerous Dave goes for a lariat, but Crow counters it with a duck-down move.
Crow takes him down with a jawbreaker.
Dangerous Dave goes for a headbutt, but Crow blocks it.
Crow goes for a Gorilla Press, but Dangerous Dave counters it with
a rolling reverse cradle.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
Crow re-reverses it.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
Crow runs into the ropes.
Dangerous Dave misses with an elbow.
Crow takes him down with a Gorilla Press.
Dangerous Dave goes for a jumping side kick, but Crow counters it with
a duck-down move.
Crow executes a bulldog headlock.
Crow whips Dangerous Dave into the ropes.
Crow hits Dangerous Dave with a shoulderblock.
Crow goes for a choke against the ropes, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave goes for neck-scissors, but Crow counters it with
a duck-down move.
Crow takes him down with a crotch slam.
Crow nails him with a splash.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Crow nails him with a choke against the ropes.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, three, four.
Crow whips Dangerous Dave into the ropes.
Crow hits Dangerous Dave with a backdrop.
Crow nails him with a bow-and-arrow submission.
Crow lets go after 17 seconds.
Crow whips Dangerous Dave into the ropes, but Dangerous Dave reverses it.
Dangerous Dave hits Crow with an elbow.
Dangerous Dave goes for a jumping DDT, but Crow counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Dangerous Dave counters it with a sunset flip.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Crow runs into the ropes.
Crow misses with a shoulderblock.
Dangerous Dave gives him a bodyslam, but Crow doesn't sell it at all.
Dangerous Dave goes for a bodyslam, but Crow counters it with a small package.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, kickout.
Crow executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Crow whips Dangerous Dave into the ropes, but Dangerous Dave reverses it.
Crow hits Dangerous Dave with a shoulderblock.
Crow goes for a crotch slam, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a forearm to the back.
Dangerous Dave gives him a DDT, but Crow doesn't sell it at all.
Dangerous Dave executes a headbutt.
Dangerous Dave gives him a bodyslam, but Crow doesn't sell it at all.
Crow throws Dangerous Dave out of the ring.
Crow goes through the ropes.
Crow throws Dangerous Dave back into the ring.
Crow goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Dangerous Dave
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Dangerous Dave runs into the ropes.
Crow misses with a clothesline.
Dangerous Dave executes a side suplex.
Dangerous Dave whips Crow into the ropes.
Dangerous Dave hits Crow with a kick.
Dangerous Dave goes for a jumping DDT, but Crow counters it with a backdrop.
Crow makes a cross in front of himself.
Crow whips Dangerous Dave into the ropes.
Crow misses with an elbow.
Crow takes him down with a short lariat.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
Crow nails him with a cobra clutch.
Dangerous Dave reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Crow takes him down with a reverse neckbreaker.
Crow runs into the ropes.
Crow goes for a Gorilla Press, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave executes a lariat.
Dangerous Dave nails him with an abdominal stretch.
Crow reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Dangerous Dave whips Crow into the turnbuckle.
Dangerous Dave charges in with a double underhook backbreaker.
Dangerous Dave executes a headlock takedown.
Dangerous Dave runs into the ropes.
Crow misses with a clothesline.
Crow misses with a kick.
Crow misses with a clothesline.
Crow misses with a clothesline.
Dangerous Dave and Crow get hit with a double clothesline.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a bodyslam.
Crow sits up.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a DDT.
Dangerous Dave pulls his pants down and slaps his ass.
Dangerous Dave executes the Dearly Beloved.
Crow breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
Crow nails him with a reverse neckbreaker.
Crow nails him with a choke against the ropes.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, three, four.
Crow takes him down with a crotch slam.
Crow goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a jumping DDT.
Dangerous Dave whips Crow into the turnbuckle.
Crow comes back and rocks Dangerous Dave with an elbow.
Crow whips Dangerous Dave into the turnbuckle, but Dangerous Dave reverses it.
Dangerous Dave runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Crow
moves out of the way.
Crow executes a knee to the back.
Crow executes a European uppercut.
Crow goes for a front facelock, but Dangerous Dave counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Crow counters it with a sunset flip.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
Crow executes the Darkness Driver.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Crow whips Dangerous Dave into the ropes.
Dangerous Dave misses with a kick.
Crow hits Dangerous Dave with a clothesline.
Dangerous Dave falls out of the ring.
Crow goes through the ropes.
Crow executes a splash.
Dangerous Dave whips Crow into the guardrail.
They're brawling on the floor.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a kneedrop.
Crow reenters the ring.
Dangerous Dave follows him back in.
Crow executes a double underhook piledriver.
Crow runs into the ropes.
Dangerous Dave goes for a headlock takedown, but Crow counters it with
a back suplex.
Crow goes for a splash, but Dangerous Dave counters it with a knee pull-up.
Dangerous Dave runs into the ropes.
Crow executes a knee to the back.
Crow throws Dangerous Dave out of the ring.
Crow goes through the ropes.
Crow sets up a table.
Crow reenters the ring.
Dangerous Dave follows him back in.
Crow executes a DDT.
Crow goes for a flying headbutt, but Dangerous Dave counters it with a roll away
.
Dangerous Dave pulls his pants down and slaps his ass.
Dangerous Dave executes a full nelson.
Crow reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dangerous Dave goes for a bodyslam, but Crow counters it with a small package.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
Crow nails him with a cobra clutch.
Dangerous Dave reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Crow throws Dangerous Dave out of the ring.
Kris Whetzel counts: one, Dangerous Dave reenters the ring.
Crow nails him with a jawbreaker.
Dangerous Dave goes for a forearm smash, but Crow blocks it.
Crow runs into the ropes.
Dangerous Dave misses with a clothesline.
Dangerous Dave goes for a jumping DDT, but Crow counters it with a backdrop.
Crow catches him in a Northern Lights suplex.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, kickout.
Crow goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave executes an abdominal stretch.
Crow reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Crow nails him with a choke against the ropes.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, three, four.
Dangerous Dave nails him with a legsweep.
Dangerous Dave nails him with an enzuigiri.
Dangerous Dave goes for a figure-four leglock, but Crow counters it with
a small package.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Crow goes for a standing wristlock, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave goes for a headlock takedown, but Crow counters it with
a back suplex.
Crow makes a cross in front of himself.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with the Brain Teaser.
Crow takes him down with a cobra clutch.
Crow lets go after 14 seconds.
Crow takes him down with leg scissors.
Dangerous Dave reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Crow takes him down with a senton.
Kris Whetzel counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Crow executes the Talon Lock.
Dangerous Dave reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dangerous Dave gives him a legsweep, but Crow doesn't sell it at all.
Crow sits up.
Dangerous Dave goes for neck-scissors, but Crow counters it with
a duck-down move.
Crow takes him down with a European uppercut.
Crow goes for a European uppercut, but Dangerous Dave blocks it.
Dangerous Dave executes a headlock takedown.
Dangerous Dave runs into the ropes.
Dangerous Dave hits Crow with a backdrop.
Crow falls out of the ring.
Kris Whetzel counts: one, two, three, four, Crow reenters the ring.
Dangerous Dave takes him down with a headscissors submission.
Crow submits after 13 seconds.

The winner is Dangerous Dave. Time of match: 0:22:52

They lock up.
LSK nails him with a knee to the back.
LSK takes him down with a neck snap.
LSK runs into the ropes.
LSK misses with a clothesline.
Xise hits LSK with a kick.
Xise nails him with a savate kick.
LSK runs into the ropes.
Xise misses with a clothesline.
Xise hits LSK with an elbow.
Xise goes for a forearm to the back, but LSK counters it with a side step.
LSK takes him down with a piledriver.
LSK whips Xise into the ropes, but Xise reverses it.
LSK goes for a bulldog headlock, but Xise counters it with a throw-off.
Xise runs into the ropes.
LSK misses with a clothesline.
LSK misses with a kick.
LSK hits Xise with a kick.
LSK whips Xise into the turnbuckle.
LSK charges into the corner.
LSK whips Xise into the ropes, but Xise reverses it.
Xise goes for an enzuilariato, but LSK counters it with a duck-down move.
LSK runs into the ropes.
Xise goes for a roundhouse right, but LSK blocks it.
LSK executes a belly-to-back suplex.
LSK takes him down with an enzuigiri to the face.
LSK whips Xise into the ropes.
Xise executes a legsweep.
Xise executes a kneedrop.
Xise whips LSK into the ropes.
Xise executes a jumping DDT.
Xise nails him with a jumping DDT.
Xise nails him with a scorpion deathlock.
LSK reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Xise nails him with a forearm to the back.
Xise rolls a joint and tosses it into the crowd.
Xise places LSK on the turnbuckle.
Xise goes for the Knife in the dark, but LSK blocks it.
Xise takes him down with a forearm to the back.
Xise places LSK on the turnbuckle.
Xise executes the Knife in the dark and goes for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Xise nails him with an ipponzei.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Xise runs into the ropes.
Xise executes an enzuigiri.
Xise goes for an enzuilariato, but LSK counters it with a duck-down move.
LSK runs into the ropes.
Xise hits LSK with an elbow.
Xise executes a savate kick.
Xise takes him down with a forearm to the back.
Xise places LSK on the turnbuckle.
Xise executes the Knife in the dark and goes for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Xise. Time of match: 0:04:08

They lock up.
Butch takes him down with an elbowsmash.
Butch takes him down with the Steak N Cheese.
Butch executes a Samoan Drop.
Butch takes him down with a headscissors submission.
Butch lets go after 11 seconds.
Butch executes a Samoan Drop.
Butch goes for a headscissors submission, but Umino Jyaku blocks it.
Chunky Keith enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Umino Jyaku and Chunky Keith whip Butch into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Butch with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a
double headsmash.
Chunky Keith leaves the ring.
Butch nails him with a roundhouse right.
Butch tags out to Edward L. Anton.
Edward L. Anton and Butch whip Umino Jyaku into the ropes.
They hit Umino Jyaku with a double clothesline.
Butch catches Umino Jyaku in a kick to the head.
Edward L. Anton goes for an enzuilariato, but Umino Jyaku counters it with
a duck-down move.
Butch leaves the ring.
Umino Jyaku nails him with a flying sunset flip.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Edward L. Anton begs off.
Umino Jyaku executes a belly-to-back suplex.
Umino Jyaku tags out to Chunky Keith.
Chunky Keith and Umino Jyaku whip Edward L. Anton into the ropes.
They hit Edward L. Anton with a double elbowsmash.
Umino Jyaku leaves the ring.
Chunky Keith goes for a short clothesline, but Edward L. Anton counters it with
a duck-down move.
Edward L. Anton nails him with an enzuilariato.
Edward L. Anton tags out to Butch.
Chunky Keith nails him with a back heel kick.
Chunky Keith goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Butch
counters it with an elbowsmash.
Butch takes him down with an elbowsmash.
Butch takes him down with a flying forearm.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, kickout.
Butch executes a forearm smash.
Butch nails him with a kick to the head.
Butch whips Chunky Keith into the ropes.
Chunky Keith bumps into Andrew Jarvis.
Chunky Keith nails him with a knee to the back.
Chunky Keith executes a backbreaker.
Chunky Keith executes a legsweep.
Chunky Keith takes him down with a bodyslam.
Chunky Keith opens his box of doughnuts and tosses one into the crowd.
Chunky Keith nails him with a backbreaker.
Chunky Keith takes him down with a knee to the back.
Chunky Keith executes a half Boston.
There is no referee there to ask Butch.
Edward L. Anton makes the save.
Butch tags out to Edward L. Anton.
Edward L. Anton and Butch hit Chunky Keith with a double forearm to the back.
Butch leaves the ring.
Edward L. Anton whips Chunky Keith into the ropes.
Edward L. Anton goes for the Dugeybomb, but Chunky Keith blocks it.
Andrew Jarvis is back on the job.
Edward L. Anton takes him down with a jumping DDT.
Edward L. Anton executes a headbutt.
Edward L. Anton executes a headbutt.
Edward L. Anton goes for a headbutt, but Chunky Keith blocks it.
Chunky Keith executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Chunky Keith executes a legsweep.
Edward L. Anton goes for a Steinerline, but Chunky Keith counters it with
a duck-down move.
Chunky Keith takes him down with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker.
Chunky Keith nails him with a legsweep faceslam.
Edward L. Anton begs off.
Chunky Keith whips Edward L. Anton into the ropes.
Chunky Keith goes for a high cross body, but Edward L. Anton counters it with
a backbreaker.
Edward L. Anton goes for a Steinerline, but Chunky Keith counters it with
a duck-down move.
Chunky Keith takes him down with a knee to the back.
Umino Jyaku enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Chunky Keith and Umino Jyaku hit Edward L. Anton with a double kneelift.
Chunky Keith and Umino Jyaku hit Edward L. Anton with a double kneelift.
Butch enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Umino Jyaku goes for a side suplex, but Edward L. Anton blocks it.
Umino Jyaku rolls out of the ring.
Edward L. Anton runs into the ropes.
Chunky Keith goes for a kick to the thigh, but Edward L. Anton blocks it.
Edward L. Anton tags out to Butch.
Edward L. Anton takes Chunky Keith down with a Steinerline.
Butch catches Chunky Keith in an inside cradle.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, kickout.
Edward L. Anton leaves the ring.
Butch goes for a bulldog headlock, but Chunky Keith counters it with a throw-off
.
Chunky Keith whips Butch into the turnbuckle.
Chunky Keith takes him down with a high cross body.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, kickout.
Chunky Keith executes a short clothesline.
Chunky Keith goes for a European uppercut, but Butch counters it with
a backslide.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Butch takes him down with a flying forearm.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, kickout.
Butch nails him with a spinning elbowdrop.
Butch leaves the ring.
He returns with a keyboard.
Butch takes him down with a double-axhandle chop.
Butch is going for the pin.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, kickout.
Butch hits him with the keyboard.
Butch whips Chunky Keith into the ropes, but Chunky Keith reverses it.
Chunky Keith hits Butch with a kick.
Chunky Keith takes him down with a kneeling headbutt.
Chunky Keith leaves the ring.
He returns with the box of doughnuts.
Chunky Keith takes a swing at Butch with the box of doughnuts, but
he gets out of the way.
Butch snatches the box of doughnuts from him.
Butch takes a swing at Chunky Keith with the box of doughnuts, but
he gets out of the way.
Chunky Keith snatches the box of doughnuts from him.
Chunky Keith takes a swing at Butch with the box of doughnuts, but
he gets out of the way.
Butch snatches the box of doughnuts from him.
Butch hits him with the box of doughnuts.
Chunky Keith goes for a back heel kick, but Butch blocks it.
Butch takes him down with an earringer.
Butch tags out to Edward L. Anton.
Umino Jyaku enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Butch takes Chunky Keith down with a football tackle.
Edward L. Anton goes for a back suplex, but Chunky Keith counters it with
a cross-body block.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, kickout.
Butch leaves the ring.
Chunky Keith nails him with a double chickenwing submission.
Butch makes the save.
Chunky Keith takes a swing at Edward L. Anton with the box of doughnuts, but
he gets out of the way.
Edward L. Anton snatches the box of doughnuts from him.
Edward L. Anton takes a swing at Chunky Keith with the box of doughnuts, but
he gets out of the way.
Chunky Keith snatches the box of doughnuts from him.
Chunky Keith hits him with the box of doughnuts.
Chunky Keith goes for a kneeling headbutt, but Edward L. Anton reverses it.
Chunky Keith re-reverses it.
Chunky Keith takes him down with a half Boston.
Edward L. Anton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Edward L. Anton goes for a roundhouse right, but Chunky Keith blocks it.
Chunky Keith tags out to Umino Jyaku.
Chunky Keith goes for a bodyslam, but Edward L. Anton counters it with
a small package.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, kickout.
Chunky Keith re-reverses it.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, kickout.
Umino Jyaku nails Edward L. Anton with a flying lariat.
Umino Jyaku goes for the Wingless Drop, but Edward L. Anton counters it with
a backspin DDT.
Edward L. Anton tags out to Butch.
Butch whips Umino Jyaku into the ropes, but Umino Jyaku reverses it.
Umino Jyaku nails him with spinning headscissors into a cradle.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, kickout.
Umino Jyaku goes for a springboard dropkick, but Butch counters it with
a side step.
Butch runs into the ropes.
Butch hits Umino Jyaku with a shoulderblock.
Butch goes for a spinning elbowdrop, but Umino Jyaku counters it with
a roll away.
Umino Jyaku nails him with a legdrop.
Umino Jyaku whips Butch into the ropes.
Umino Jyaku goes for a roundhouse right, but Butch blocks it.
Butch nails him with a snap suplex.
Butch goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Umino Jyaku counters it with a faceslam.
Umino Jyaku runs into the ropes.
Umino Jyaku executes spinning headscissors into a cradle.
Andrew Jarvis counts: One, two, kickout.
Umino Jyaku goes for an avalanche, but Butch counters it with a kick to the head
.
Butch goes for a double reverse chinlock, but Umino Jyaku counters it with
a facerake.
Umino Jyaku takes a swing at Butch with the box of doughnuts, but
he gets out of the way.
Butch snatches the box of doughnuts from him.
Butch takes a swing at Umino Jyaku with the box of doughnuts, but
he gets out of the way.
Umino Jyaku snatches the box of doughnuts from him.
Umino Jyaku hits him with the box of doughnuts.
Umino Jyaku tags out to Chunky Keith.
Umino Jyaku goes for a powerslam, but Butch counters it with a lariat.
Umino Jyaku rolls out of the ring.
Butch executes a dropkick to the knee.
Butch nails him with a jumping DDT.
Butch executes a headscissors submission.
Umino Jyaku makes the save.
Chunky Keith nails him with a grapevine.
Butch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Chunky Keith whips Butch into the turnbuckle, but Butch reverses it.
Butch runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Chunky Keith lifts his knee.
Chunky Keith nails him with a kneelift.
Chunky Keith throws Butch out of the ring.
Chunky Keith goes through the ropes.
Butch nails him with a forearm smash.
Butch whips Chunky Keith into the guardrail.
Butch whips Chunky Keith into the guardrail.
Butch takes him down with a legsweep faceslam.
Butch goes for a forearm to the back, but Chunky Keith counters it with
a side step.
Chunky Keith executes a crotch slam.
Chunky Keith throws Butch back into the ring.
Chunky Keith executes a bow-and-arrow submission.
Butch submits after 13 seconds.

The winners are KCS International. Time of match: 0:13:22

They lock up.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the ropes.
Rabis misses with a clothesline.
Rabis executes a crucifix.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, kickout.
Rabis goes for a dropkick, but Damien Lacroix counters it with a side step.
Damien Lacroix runs into the ropes.
Rabis takes him down with an armdrag takedown.
Rabis goes for a flying bulldog, but Damien Lacroix counters it with a side step
.
Damien Lacroix cuts his thumb across his throat.
Damien Lacroix executes a dropkick.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the ropes, but Rabis reverses it.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a choke slam.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a double chickenwing submission.
Rabis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Damien Lacroix executes a sleeperhold.
Rabis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Damien Lacroix throws Rabis out of the ring.
Mac Madness counts: one, two, Rabis reenters the ring.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a spinebuster slam.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, kickout.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a fistdrop.
Damien Lacroix goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Rabis counters it with
a duck-down move.
Rabis executes a legsweep.
Rabis goes for a flying dropkick, but Damien Lacroix counters it with
a duck-down move.
Damien Lacroix executes a powerslam.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damien Lacroix executes a flying bodypress.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, kickout.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the turnbuckle.
Damien Lacroix executes a dropkick to the knee.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the ropes, but Rabis reverses it.
Damien Lacroix hits Rabis with a kick.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a fistdrop.
Damien Lacroix goes for a rolling reverse cradle, but Rabis blocks it.
Rabis whips Damien Lacroix into the turnbuckle, but Damien Lacroix reverses it.
Rabis bumps into Mac Madness.
Damien Lacroix goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Rabis blocks it.
Rabis takes him down with a fisherman suplex.
There is no referee to count.
Mac Madness is back on the job.
Rabis nails him with a bow-and-arrow submission.
Damien Lacroix reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Rabis goes for a kneelift, but Damien Lacroix counters it with a side step.
Damien Lacroix runs into the ropes.
Damien Lacroix hits Rabis with a backdrop.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a lariat.
Damien Lacroix cuts his thumb across his throat.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a spinning leg lariat.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a flying bodypress.
Mac Madness counts: One, kickout.
Damien Lacroix climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Rabis throws him to the mat.
Rabis tells him "it's go time, lets go".
Rabis executes a spinning toe hold.
Damien Lacroix reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Rabis takes him down with the Last Drop.
Rabis is going for the pin.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Rabis nails him with a piledriver.
Damien Lacroix sits up.
Rabis takes him down with a diving elbow smash.
Rabis takes him down with a monkey flip.
Rabis whips Damien Lacroix into the turnbuckle.
Rabis takes him down with a flying shoulderblock.
Rabis executes a jumping neck snap.
Rabis executes a kneelift.
Rabis goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Damien Lacroix blocks it.
Damien Lacroix executes a rolling reverse cradle.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Damien Lacroix complains about a slow count.
Rabis nails him with a monkey flip.
Rabis executes a kneelift.
Rabis nails him with a monkey flip.
Rabis tells him "it's go time, lets go".
Damien Lacroix sits up.
Rabis takes him down with a small package.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rabis goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Damien Lacroix blocks it.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the ropes, but Rabis reverses it.
Rabis nails him with a dropkick.
Rabis executes the X marks the spot.
Damien Lacroix reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds.
Rabis takes him down with an inverted atomic drop.
Rabis takes him down with a diving elbow smash.
Rabis catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, kickout.
Rabis takes him down with a bow-and-arrow submission.
Damien Lacroix reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Rabis leaves the ring.
He returns with a fire extinguisher.
Rabis hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Rabis executes a diving elbow smash.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the ropes.
Rabis bumps into Mac Madness.
Rabis and Damien Lacroix get hit with a double clothesline.
Rabis nails him with a fisherman suplex.
There is no referee to count.
Rabis executes the Last Drop.
Rabis goes for a kneelift, but Damien Lacroix counters it with a side step.
Damien Lacroix executes a spinebuster slam.
There is no referee to count.
Damien Lacroix is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Damien Lacroix goes for a sleeperhold, but Rabis counters it with a jawbreaker.
Damien Lacroix sits up.
Rabis whips Damien Lacroix into the turnbuckle.
Damien Lacroix comes back and rocks Rabis with a kick to the midsection.
Mac Madness is back on the job.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a rolling reverse cradle.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, kickout.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the ropes.
Damien Lacroix misses with a clothesline.
Rabis executes an armdrag takedown.
Rabis executes a diving elbow smash.
Rabis throws Damien Lacroix out of the ring.
Rabis goes through the ropes.
Damien Lacroix is handed the ring bell.
Damien Lacroix hits him with the ring bell.
Damien Lacroix hits him with the ring bell.
Rabis is busted wide open.
They're brawling on the floor.
Damien Lacroix hits him with the ring bell.
Damien Lacroix takes a swing at Rabis with the ring bell, but
he gets out of the way.
Rabis snatches the ring bell from him.
Rabis hits him with the ring bell.
Rabis takes him down with a bow-and-arrow submission.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a cobra clutch.
Mac Madness counts: 2.
Damien Lacroix reenters the ring.
Rabis follows him back in.
Rabis brings the the ring bell into the ring.
Damien Lacroix executes a Samoan Drop.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a spinning power bomb.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, kickout.
Rabis takes him down with a monkey flip.
Damien Lacroix sits up.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a spinning power bomb.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rabis throws Damien Lacroix out of the ring.
Mac Madness counts: one, two, Damien Lacroix reenters the ring.
Rabis runs into the ropes.
Rabis misses with a clothesline.
Damien Lacroix hits Rabis with an elbow.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with an inverted atomic drop.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a backdrop driver.
Rabis is bleeding profusely.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the ropes.
Rabis goes for a high cross body, but Damien Lacroix counters it with
a backbreaker.
Damien Lacroix whips Rabis into the ropes, but Rabis reverses it.
Rabis misses with a clothesline.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a spinning power bomb.
Mac Madness counts: One, kickout.
Damien Lacroix executes a lariat.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a facerake.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a European uppercut.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a choke slam.
Damien Lacroix executes a sleeperhold.
Rabis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a sleeperhold.
Rabis breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
Rabis executes a kneelift.
Rabis is bleeding like hell.
Damien Lacroix goes for an armbar submission, but Rabis blocks it.
Rabis takes him down with the Last Drop.
Rabis goes for a piledriver, but Damien Lacroix counters it with a backdrop.
Rabis executes the Last Drop.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a dropkick to the knee.
Damien Lacroix goes for a spinning power bomb, but Rabis counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Rabis whips Damien Lacroix into the ropes.
Rabis misses with a shoulderblock.
Rabis misses with a clothesline.
Damien Lacroix misses with a clothesline.
Damien Lacroix executes a flying lariat.
Damien Lacroix executes a backbreaker.
Damien Lacroix executes a backbreaker.
Damien Lacroix nails him with a cobra clutch.
Rabis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Damien Lacroix takes him down with a spinning power bomb.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, kickout.
Damien Lacroix executes the Dark River Driver and goes for the pin.
Mac Madness counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Damien Lacroix. Time of match: 0:13:49

They lock up.
Rune Strife nails him with a German suplex.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, kickout.
Rune Strife scrapes Gunner Valentine's face across the barbed wire.
Rune Strife nails him with a flying lariat.
Rune Strife executes a kick to the head.
Rune Strife is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
Rune Strife complains about a slow count.
Rune Strife executes a diving headbutt.
Rune Strife goes for a flying forearm, but Gunner Valentine counters it with
a duck-down move.
Gunner Valentine executes a kneelift.
Rune Strife whips Gunner Valentine into the barbed wire, but Gunner Valentine
reverses it.
Gunner Valentine executes a jumping DDT.
Gunner Valentine takes him down with a jumping side kick.
Gunner Valentine nails him with a jumping DDT.
Gunner Valentine whips him with the Duck Tape.
Gunner Valentine goes for a piledriver, but Rune Strife counters it with
a backdrop.
Rune Strife takes him down with a German suplex.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, shoulder up.
Rune Strife executes a hiptoss.
Rune Strife whips him with the Duck Tape.
Rune Strife whips Gunner Valentine into the turnbuckle.
Rune Strife runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Rune Strife whips him with the Duck Tape.
Rune Strife executes an enzuilariato.
Rune Strife goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Gunner Valentine
blocks it.
Gunner Valentine executes a Sammartino backbreaker.
Rune Strife reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Gunner Valentine scrapes Rune Strife's face across the barbed wire.
Gunner Valentine takes him down with a kick to the head.
Gunner Valentine grinds Rune Strife's face across the barbed wire.
Gunner Valentine executes the Cubic Zirconia.
Rune Strife reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Gunner Valentine goes for a kneelock submission, but Rune Strife blocks it.
Rune Strife scrapes Gunner Valentine's face across the barbed wire.
Rune Strife whips Gunner Valentine into the turnbuckle, but Gunner Valentine
reverses it.
Gunner Valentine runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Gunner Valentine executes a knee to the back.
Gunner Valentine chokes him with the Duck Tape.
Gunner Valentine throws Rune Strife out of the ring.
Gunner Valentine goes through the ropes.
Gunner Valentine is handed the Ring Bell.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the Ring Bell.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Gunner Valentine throws Rune Strife over the guardrail.
Gunner Valentine nails him with a dropkick.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the Ring Bell.
Gunner Valentine is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Gunner Valentine goes for a football tackle, but Rune Strife counters it with
a side step.
Rune Strife is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
Rune Strife whips Gunner Valentine into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Gunner Valentine is busted wide open.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Gunner Valentine nails him with a DDT.
Gunner Valentine throws the shocker into the air above his head.
Gunner Valentine is handed the Ring Bell.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the Ring Bell.
Gunner Valentine whips Rune Strife into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Gunner Valentine executes a legsweep faceslam.
Gunner Valentine goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Rune Strife counters it with
a faceslam.
Rune Strife takes him down with a diving headbutt.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Rune Strife whips him with the Duck Tape.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Gunner Valentine nails him with a back heel kick.
Gunner Valentine chokes him with the Duck Tape.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Rune Strife chokes him with the Duck Tape.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Rune Strife takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Rune Strife hits him with the Duck Tape.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Rune Strife goes for a kick to the head, but Gunner Valentine counters it with
a duck-down move.
Gunner Valentine flings Rune Strife over a row of chairs.
Gunner Valentine executes a DDT.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Gunner Valentine nails him with a kneelock submission.
Rune Strife manages to escape the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Gunner Valentine nails him with a kneelift.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Gunner Valentine takes him down with an enzuilariato.
Rune Strife is busted wide open.
Gunner Valentine throws the shocker into the air above his head.
Gunner Valentine is handed a frying pan.
Gunner Valentine takes a swing at Rune Strife with the frying pan, but
he gets out of the way.
Rune Strife snatches the frying pan from him.
Rune Strife takes a swing at Gunner Valentine with the frying pan, but
he gets out of the way.
Gunner Valentine snatches the frying pan from him.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the frying pan.
Gunner Valentine is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Rune Strife goes for a slap, but Gunner Valentine reverses it.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the Duck Tape.
Gunner Valentine goes for a kneedrop, but Rune Strife counters it with
a roll away.
Rune Strife is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rune Strife tosses gold into the crowd.
Rune Strife is handed a keyboard.
Rune Strife takes a swing at Gunner Valentine with the keyboard, but
he gets out of the way.
Gunner Valentine snatches the keyboard from him.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the keyboard.
Gunner Valentine throws the shocker into the air above his head.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the keyboard.
Gunner Valentine is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, three.

Matt Whetzel counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Rune Strife
gets back to his feet.

Gunner Valentine goes for a piledriver, but Rune Strife blocks it.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Rune Strife goes for a forearm smash, but Gunner Valentine blocks it.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.

Rune Strife chokes him with the Duck Tape.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Gunner Valentine goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Rune Strife counters it with
a faceslam.
Rune Strife sets up a table.
Rune Strife is handed a shovel.
Rune Strife takes a swing at Gunner Valentine with the shovel, but
he gets out of the way.
Gunner Valentine snatches the shovel from him.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the shovel.
Gunner Valentine sets up Rune Strife on the table.
Gunner Valentine tries to drive Rune Strife through the table with
an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Rune Strife is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Rune Strife takes him down with an enzuigiri.
Rune Strife chokes him with the Duck Tape.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Rune Strife takes him down with an elbowdrop.
Rune Strife tosses gold into the crowd.
Rune Strife whips him with the Duck Tape.
Rune Strife executes a front-layout suplex.
Rune Strife goes for a front-layout suplex, but Gunner Valentine
counters it with a vertical suplex.
Gunner Valentine nails him with a piledriver.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the shovel.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Gunner Valentine knocks Rune Strife into the arena wall.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the shovel.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the shovel.
Gunner Valentine executes a knee to the back.
Gunner Valentine hits him with the shovel.
Gunner Valentine sets up a table.
Gunner Valentine goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Rune Strife counters it with
a faceslam.
Rune Strife executes the Bacon Bomb on the concrete floor and goes for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, three.

Matt Whetzel counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Gunner Valentine
gets back to his feet.

They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Rune Strife chokes him with the Duck Tape.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Rune Strife takes him down with a double underhook piledriver.
Rune Strife goes for the Bacon Bomb, but Gunner Valentine counters it with
an armlock leglock submission.
Gunner Valentine is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Gunner Valentine goes for a kneelift, but Rune Strife counters it with
a side step.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Rune Strife hits him with the Duck Tape.
Rune Strife chokes him with the Duck Tape.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Rune Strife is handed the sword.
Rune Strife hits him with the sword.
Rune Strife is going for the pin.
Matt Whetzel counts: One, two, three.

Matt Whetzel counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

The winner is Rune Strife. Time of match: 0:14:12.